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aminal of the day: the bison. June 7, 2007

Filed under: aminal of the day — duotangoflies @ 3:31 pm

Bison:  An oxlike ruminant, Bison bison, having a large head and high, humped shoulders: formerly common in North America, its small remaining population in isolated western areas of the U.S. and Canada, specifically the High Park Zoo, is now protected.

Things to consider about the bison bison:

1)  They prefer to be called by their full latin name “bison bison” in a faux-french accent.

2)  Their meat is delicious.  I recommend trying it at Perigee. 

3)  You can try to milk them and make cheese, but I wouldn’t recommend it. We considered dressing up like ninjas and giving it a whirl, but the plan really fell through when Andrea couldn’t come up with the night vision goggles.

4)  Homosexual behaviour is common amongst the bison bison*.

5)  They are also referred to as Prairie Cows, but they find this demeaning.

* Doubt me?  Check Wikipedia.  *wiki*

 

16 Responses to “aminal of the day: the bison.”

  1. Lucy Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    This made my day, thank you for making me laugh!

  2. maddie Says:

    hilarious put picture for science!

  3. i love bison so much and this is so funny.

  4. cool my thing went on.

  5. this is cool i can put what ever i want on this

  6. eric Says:

    look its micheal, flynn mcdonald its spelled YourE when you use it like that

  7. amy smith Says:

    What on earthdon’t Get It(:

  8. annie frank Says:

    awsome :) (:

  9. howard dellahoya del taco cervesas juan santana jose Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA U R ALL FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. jana anaquod Says:

    this a cool web page i like bison lots they are butaful animals

  11. BISONBISON Says:

    lol wow thats…wierd

  12. awsomness Says:

    LOL wow

  13. Dr Chajaiawa Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB4qGx7Sb6s&feature=related, 7 mins 50 seconds, that’s the best bison description evs!


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