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		<title>HEADLINE: POPES OWN CRAZY STUFF</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; Guest Post Writer Struck Down by Un-amused God.  &#8216;Enough with the shenanigans&#8217; says He.&#8211;
While reading the news this morning I came across the following article where the current Pope suggests that in order to fight AIDS in Africa, condom use should be stopped, to be replaced with abstinence.  Not *absinthe* which would have been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=255&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/headline-popes-own-crazy-stuff/</link>
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		<title>Falsi-Lexi of the Day: &#8220;Hikey McLeaverson&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hikey McLeaverson. HAHYK-ee mick-LEEV-er-suhn (v.) The act of going out of or away from a location; generally related to the weekday afternoon act of departing from one&#8217;s place of employment.
 
Example: See below.




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		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/falsi-lexi-of-the-day-hikey-mcleaverson/</link>
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		<title>GUEST POST: SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM DRIVING</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8211;Offended wealthy dowager crumpes, swoons, proclaims &#8220;my stars!&#8221;&#8211;
Apparently there is no real law against people doing exceedingly stupid things to and with their cars. Working in an 8-storey structure housing a variety of knowledge-based companies and their associated employees who &#8211; it stands to reason &#8211; are full of &#8220;knowledge&#8221;, I presumed that I would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=242&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/guest-post-some-people-should-be-banned-from-driving/</link>
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		<title>Newsflash! Ghosts Spooky, Frogs Slippery, Christopher Walken Lettuce Lover.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a concerted effort to eat healthy and waste as much of my money as possible, I have become a fan of Lettuce Eatery, located conveniently in two foodcourts near my cubule. These eateries, as it were, are generally managed by one person, defined by their lack of apron, who orders their salad compiling minions [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=236&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2009/02/06/newsflash-ghosts-spooky-frogs-slippery-christopher-walken-lettuce-lover/</link>
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		<title>Investigative Report Guest Post: HUMANITY DOOM-WATCH UPDATE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; &#8220;Take this!&#8221; shouts vengeful God while pumping fist &#8211;
By Roaming Reporter Jeffxa, Defender of Safety First.

About one year ago, almost to the day, it was deemed by me &#8211; trusty and full of hope as I was &#8211; that Humanity was not doomed, as a nice lady saved my briefcase and associated wallet-based contents [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=228&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2009/01/28/investigative-report-guest-post-humanity-doom-watch-update/</link>
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		<title>Falsi-Lexi of the Day: &#8220;Fooferra&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fooferra. foo-FER-ah (n.) A situation engulfed in chaos. A state of comedic uncertainty and confusion.
Example: &#8220;When Jimmy stated to the EMS attendant that the epipen was in fact filled with Kool Aid crystals, a minor fooferra resulted until Jimmy admitted that, in fact, he wasn&#8217;t allergic to bees at all.&#8221;

This edition of Falsi-Lexi was brought [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=227&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/falsi-lexi-of-the-day-fooferra/</link>
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		<title>INVESTIGATIVE REPORT GUEST POST: TORONTO&#8217;S POLICE CLAIM LORDSHIP OVER QUEEN STREET</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; In other news: Audis are driven by total losers &#8211;
Coming home from dinner last night, I witnessed what had to be the single-greatest thing in the history of the universe: an Audi A6 pulled over on Queen St. in front of Trinity Bellwoods, waiting patiently for his ticket.  The ticket was of course, being [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=225&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/investigative-report-guest-post-torontos-police-claim-lordship-over-queen-street/</link>
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		<title>INVESTIGATIVE REPORT GUEST POST: THE WORLD IS FULL OF RETARDS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mugabe Confounds Onlookers:&#8221;Down with the British! Down with Jeffxa and his GuestiePosties&#8221;

People.  If you have ever wondered if there was something wrong with the world, well, you&#8217;re officially right.  Despite my extensive training* and Objectivist leanings, I have come to despise the Dow Jones and all those who invest there (i.e. everyone).
 
From the news I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=224&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/investigative-report-guest-post-the-world-is-full-of-retards/</link>
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		<title>Falsi-Lexi of the Day: &#8220;Tealitist&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tealitist (n.) &#8211; A person who believes in rule by an elite group of tea producers, and enjoys a sense of entitlement whilst drinking said tea.
Example: &#8220;We have crates of Red Rose per our Mr. Coffee coffee supplier here, so I have deemed it less than stellar. I only tea drink tea procured from a wood paneled [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=223&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/falsi-lexi-of-the-day-tealitist/</link>
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		<title>Snappy Responses to Mildly Dull-Witted Statements &#8211; Part One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mildly Dull-Witted Statement: 
&#8220;The good thing about my street is that it’s a quiet little side street, but it’s real easy to find on mapquest.&#8221;
Snappy Responses:
&#8220;Much better than those tricky moving streets that are just impossible to nail down!&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m still trying to figure out how a) quiet and b) ease of finding are normally not associated.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=duotangoflies.wordpress.com&blog=755158&post=221&subd=duotangoflies&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://duotangoflies.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/snappy-responses-to-mildly-dull-witted-statements-part-one/</link>
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