the duotang of lies

funny, in a way that even you can appreciate, ass.

HEADLINE: POPES OWN CRAZY STUFF March 17, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — duotangoflies @ 8:58 am

— Guest Post Writer Struck Down by Un-amused God.  ‘Enough with the shenanigans’ says He.–

While reading the news this morning I came across the following article where the current Pope suggests that in order to fight AIDS in Africa, condom use should be stopped, to be replaced with abstinence.  Not *absinthe* which would have been super cool for a Pope to say.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2009/03/17/8778981-ap.html

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Anyhow, turns out, this decree was made on the Pope’s plane.  PLANE.

It should be noted that in fact, the Pope doesn’t own a plane, it’s chartered.  No custom mile-high baptisms.  However, there are other things the Pope owns:

1. The Papal Tiara.. er, there are several… tiari.popehat22. The Popemobile.  In unrelated product-tie-ins, the car is a Mercedes.

 

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3. King Henry VIII’s divorce-request letters.
THE TUDORS

4. High-high Fashiony Goods.

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At Press Time, it remains  unclear if the Pope owns a Pope Sprinker. If he has any self-respect, the answer will be yes.

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