the duotang of lies

funny, in a way that even you can appreciate, ass.

UPDATE: AUSTRALIA HAS AWESOMELY-NAMED, WILDLY NAIVE SENATOR May 30, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — duotangoflies @ 11:48 am

–‘Capital name, fellow!’ claims Tyroneous Maximizer, Esq. from his 1880’s hot-air balloon-based office–

It’s not every day that life is worth living.  But somedays, yes, it is.  Basically this guy has a sweet stand-up name.  He’s no Dick Pound, but close.
Excerpt from the BBC.co.uk:

Meanwhile, independent Australian senator Nick Xenophon has demanded that Fifa refunds the Aus$45.6m (£29.6m) they spent on their unsuccessful bid to host the 2022 World Cup..

Xenophon said: “It appears corrupt and highly questionable behaviour goes to the core of Fifa.

Upon further review, it turns out that Mr. Xenophon (who presumably is affiliated with neither xylophones nor xenophobes), was once at some rally where he clearly* took a stance supporting the rights of eels.  I say this because a cropped photo on wikipedia cannot lie and I enjoy making rash judgments.  ‘Don’t we all’ I hear you say.  That’s right, we do. 

It is not clear as of press time whether the NRL’s Parramatta Eels support Mr. Xenophon, but as Sydney-based rugby players are known to be deeply involved in Australia sentatorial politics, it is safe to assume that yes, obviously they must.  And so forth.

Oh, and this just in: there is corruption in sports, or something.

Note: Big-ups to wikipedia (as usual) for the photomographs.

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HEADLINE: GTA TO BE SAVED FROM CERTAIN DOOM BY NEW-WAVE TRANSPORTATION May 18, 2011

Filed under: bored at work — duotangoflies @ 12:21 pm

–‘Thank heavens!’ gasp reeking, unwashed masses–

People.  Get a hold of yourselves. 

I know that you have been fooled into thinking that this is some kind of super amazing fancy experience involving exotic fonts and mis-pronounciation.  It is not… well, sort of.  But it is still just a bus.  Any suggestions to the contrary are merely insanity and over-branding.

Trust me – a more fun thing to do with your time is seek out Oompa-Loompi.  On busses, ideally.

 

 

 

HEADLINE: SANTA BECOMES CREEPY DRUNK UNCLE IN MAY

Filed under: Holiday Cheer — duotangoflies @ 11:49 am

–Dumpling restauranteuse “unsure” about why that may be–

I love Santa. That said, I really love this decoration that is adorning the wall of a dumpling restaurant near my place of work. My heart is full to bursting with these two loves… sorry wife & kids. Behold!


The less said, the better, I deem.