the duotang of lies

funny, in a way that even you can appreciate, ass.

who is the duotang of lies? June 21, 2007

wondering who is behind your absolutely most favouritist blog? 

Editor-in-Chief

Julie “The Raconteur” Reits

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Hailing from scenic Etobicoke, Julie has been a teller of tales and a raconteur of rants for many years.  Currently employed as a technical bean-counter, she enjoys shetland ponies, a variety of cheeses, falsi-lexi, and fables of all types, especially those that incorporate some sort of anthropomorphization.

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Roaming Reporter

Jeffxa “Warrior Scholar” Reits, Defender of Things

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Monkey aficionado, aloe-soda imbiber, thesaurus abuser, professional snacker, Jeffxa is these things… AND MORE… and actually less since he has never been paid to snack (directly) and thus is speaking pseudo-truths.  Jeffxa can be found during the week upon his well-trodden paths between Markham and Toronto, whistling a jaunty tune and enjoying the spicy scent emanating from the sprig of sage in his boots.  A sly stealer of the ideas of others, a hero to many and a brother to one (unless you count inherited ‘loser’ siblings), Jeffxa adds flavour to the DoL with his witticisms and general mild daftness.

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Canine Desk

Moxie Moo Trouser-pants

Moxie boasts an impressive curriculum vitae, which includes an undercover investigation of at least one humane society and who has been known to dedicate himself to his craft to the point of staying in a park tied to a tree for what can only be described as a “significant amount of time”.

While Moxie is illiterate, at least that we currently know of, his ability to unabashedly hump the air and his love of fact-finding will undoubtebly prove invaluable to the DoL in its mission to take over the world (which, to be honest, could use a bit of a boost).

He also, it should be noted, sports a jaunty hat.

 

5 Responses to “who is the duotang of lies?”

  1. talea Says:

    I have just randomly stumbled onto your blog and I must say, you are quite amusing. That is all.

  2. Kazelgvz Says:

    Hi webmaster!

  3. Laren Says:

    What do you think about obama?

  4. JJ Larue Says:

    just as twisted as i would expect…dream crush and they will come…

  5. matlewy Says:

    Jeffxa has incredibly small feet. Is he able to defend his village with that baguette on his hip?


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