So my friend at work sent me the link for the CBC IQ test:
http://www.cbc.ca/testthenation/takethetest/
Click on the rinky-link and off you go. First you need to answer a few relevant questions about yourself. This is a serious, scientific study on the IQs of canadians – they need to know:
1) your hair colour 2) whether or not you are trying to reduce your cholesterol 3) and so on.
So I took the bleeping test whilst at work. I actually told my boss I was busy and couldn’t discuss work with him cause I needed to know how smart I was (yeah I get how that wouldn’t go over so well – but amazingly he said “oh yeah of course!”).
And how smart am I? Well I should have taken my brother’s approach. Jeff’s approach is outlined below:
“right, right. i may try at home w/ voice. but probably not. my IQ is clearly like 400 as is. no need to confirm.”
To which I replied:
“yeah that’s true. I mean that teleportation thing is proof enough.”
And me? Took the grueling test, attempted to figure out some math, and well… I’m not going to disclose my “IQ”, but I officially stick my tongue out in the general direction of CBC and the entire cast of Little Mosque on the Prairie.
the duotang of lies 